Why guacamole gulch? Because we live in the middle of an avocado grove in the Avocado Capital of the World, Fallbrook, California. By accident, we make guacamole every morning when we drive to the mail box to get the newspaper. Overnight, heavy fruit falls to the ground and while we try to pick it up it's easy to overlook a piece or two that meets an untimely end under the truck tires. At $1.29 each retail, the loss can makes the newspaper run pretty expensive!