Guacamole Gulch Fashion Catalog
"Clothing for the unimaginable"
THE GETAWAY DRESS
ON SALE $59.95 (includes shipping and handling)
Exclusive to us, our getaway dress is made with hand ground dyes specially chosen to match your escape requirements. Comes in asphalt grey, concrete grey, desert sand, camouflage and ochre. The tightly woven non-flammable fabric resists pilling, snagging and blood stains. Skirt buttons can be worn open for fence climbing and wall scaling or modestly buttoned up, once on the other side. Goes well matched with running shoes or hiking boots. Gathered pocket neatly conceals a hand gun and box cutter if desired. Drop flat on the ground wearing our dress and disappear into the landscape. Machine wash; dry on low setting and it's ready for your next adventure.
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