Wednesday, February 29, 2012

This recipe appeared on my gmail page
yesterday when I checked my Spam
mailbox and scores high on the
terrible recipe list. Have you ever tried shredding
a can, excuse me "cn" of Spam? How about garnishing a
quiche with a whole cooked artichoke?
  Categories: Meats, Eggs
       Yield: 4 servings
       1 c  Coarsely chopped mushrooms
       5 T  Butter/margarine
       1 c  Finely crushed stone wheat
     1/4 c  Green onions, sliced
     1/4 c  Brown onions, chopped
     3/4 c  Monterey Jack cheese
     3/4 c  Medium Sharp Cheddar cheese,
     3/4 c  Mozzarella cheese, grated
       1 c  Ricotta cheese
       4 ea Eggs
     1/4 t  Cayenne pepper
     1/4 t  Paprika
     1/4 c  Milk
       1 ea Cooked artichoke
     1/4 c  Green bell pepper, chopped
     1/4 c  Red bell pepper, chopped
       1 cn Spam, shredded


  1. How many crickets does it actually call for?

  2. As many crickets as you can get in a cn of Spam. Somebody at UC Davis used to make a cricket omelet every so often and get press coverage for the school. I guess insect eating has fallen out of fashion for the moment. Cleaning and gutting them is so pain staking.

  3. But their little legs make a great toothpick in a pinch.